Coven Awards

The first (and last) Gold Melon Baller Awards.
Film critic Clarisse Loughrey and film programmer Anna Bogutskaya, American Horror Story super-fans, discuss and dissect every episode of AHS, from the very beginning.

To round off the end of the rewatch of American Horror Story: Coven, Clarisse and Anna give out the hyper-specific, ultra-ridiculous Golden Melon Baller Coven Awards, brought to you by BALENCIAGAAAA.

Featuring such suitably trashy categories as the Golden Melon Award for Most Bitchy Line, the Golden Melon Award for the Best Good Boy Kyle Moment, the Golden Melon Award for Best Axeman Jazzy Line and the Golden Melon Award for the Most Myrtle Moment, amongst others.

Digressions include Vlad the Cat's secret plan, a WandaVision crossover, Clarisse's upcoming Greek myths podcast and what to expect from AHS: Freak Show.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

Follow Clarisse on @clarisselou and Anna on @annabdemented