Film critic Clarisse Loughrey and film programmer Anna Bogutskaya, American Horror Story super-fans, discuss and dissect every episode of AHS, from the very beginning.

In this episode, Clarisse discovers a burning hatred for the Monsignor, Ian McShane does Santa justice and Sister Satan gets pally with the Monsignor. Kit is still a nice boy and tries to mind his own business. 

Digressions include the upcoming American Horror Stories, Santa-themed horror, and the voice of Men Appreciating Art. 

Featuring our weekly categories: Top Quote, Sad Butt (formerly known as Best Butt), MVP of the Episode, Insensitive Historical Reference of The Week and Cinematic Reference of the Week.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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